Is there any way to keep a Really Bad Joke from being so bad? Well, I tried running one through the Dialectizer and converting it to Redneck and it came out terrible. Judge for your self if that is an improvement or otherwise:

When Noah built his ark, he had two snakes aboard, cuss it all t' tarnation. When th' animals were leavin', he said, "Git fo'th an' multiply." Th' snakes didn't move. "Git fo'th an' multiply! Fry mah hide!" They still didn't move. Noah was yellin' by now. " Git fo'th an' multiply! Fry mah hide!" "We kin't," they answered, cuss it all t' tarnation. Noah was cornfused, cuss it all t' tarnation. "Whuffo' not?" "We is adders."