> > What if I was to put bacon in-between the two slices? Is the bacon a topping and the cheese not-a-topping? Or have I now placed the bacon INSIDE the cheeseburger proper with the cheese being not-a-topping?
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> The hard part is out of the way. Easily enough, the bacon and second piece of cheese are the two and only toppings. (Even if you flip the cheeseburger upside-down, something which should tie all you cheese-is-a-topping people in knots!)

Here's another scenario for you. You have a cheeseburger where the bacon is placed on the burger first, followed by the single slice of cheese. Are both the bacon and the cheese integral to your cheeseburger, or are they both topping?

The_Scots"this whole thread is a cheese topping"man