> You waited 50 minutes for your order to be taken!!? I would have been eating in the next restaurant down the street by then.

Had Darleen and I been on our own, we might have done that -- or at least we'd have been more assertive about stirring up some service -- but with four other friends with us, all chatting and distracting themselves between moments of wondering where the service is, it's not a situation conducive for taking charge on behalf of everybody.

But yeah, I have to think that's a personal record. I've been done eating and walking out in that amount of time before.