> > > > > Blah blah blah
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> > > > *snip*
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> > > > > What? You say that's why they call it a forum? Oh.
> > > >
> > > > Who is "they"? And do they have my tan slacks? I have the jacket, but I seem to be missing the slacks. Those dirty birds...
> > > >
> > > > mi "it's a long story" key
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> > > Howard, I know I am partially to blame. Please see the "Explanation" thread and find it in your heart to forgive me.
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> > > Mou"Wonders if he would understand a 'cranky old geezer' joke in light of his 'whippersnappers' comment, but too afraid to actually make the joke for fear he wouldn't"sie
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> >
> > See? At least there was a method in my madness. Yet no one has congratulated me on accomplishing my goal of making the 8,888th post without having compromised my own convoluted set of rules. They must be jealous. At least that's what my mom always said when they picked on me.
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> Howard are you still having the problem with too many inane posts? Because I was just wondering. I was also wondering how sesame seeds grow and are harvested, but I think I'll start another thread with that post.
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> Mou"You're still my hero, no matter how much teasing I subject you to"sie

No problem. I just don't have enough spare time. I really am a slow reader. Cranky old geezer jokes are my favorite kind. In fact I sent you an example of one and almost immediately the site went down and gave poor Sam all kinds of problems.
I'll repeat the joke and if the site self-destructs again, we'll know why.

It seems there were two little old ladies sitting in the day room down at the old folks home when a 99-year-old geezer streaked through wearing absolutely nothing. One of the little old ladies said, "What was that?"
The other replied, "I don't know what it was but it certainly does need ironing."

Do you reckon that was bad enough to knock out RinkWorks?
Howard