> Well, they have those on cruise ships. They call them "room stewards" and if you take a nap, eat a snack, or generally make a mess, they slip in and straighten everything up. The wastebasket gets emptied several times a day. In the evening, you come back to your room and find the bed turned back and chocolate on the pillow. The sheer curtains are drawn and the easy listening channel is on.
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We got towel animals on our last cruise. Some of them were pretty advanced, and one of them was wearing my sunglasses. We have photos of them, which is pathetic, but it's not like we wasted any film...

> They have good fairies in the dining room too. If you don't like one of the five courses, they will take it back and bring you something else.
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I just order the two or three things I think I might like, in the order I want. There must be fairies in the galley too, because I never had to send anything back except empty plates. They even found me a rare order of chateaubriand, after the waiter apologized because they cook them all medium.

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F"have Cosmo and Wanda make up the room"B