> > I think within the next decade or two there will be people on Mars, the moon, maybe the moons of other planets, or even on asteroids. Undoubtly they will have computers. Surely they will connect to the internet. Question: Will we continue to refer to "The World Wide Web?" If not, what will we call it then? What if someday they have professional baseball on Mars? Will we rename the World Series? Will we have to revise expressions like "Where in the world...? What will happen to the "W" in TWA if they start flying passengers to Mars? I am seriously worried about these things. What is this World coming to?
> > How"long can I use my World Wide Calling C"ard?
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> You can rest in the comfort that some things won't have to change, like the Miss Universe Pageant, Universal Studios, or a slice of toast. Buck up, young sportsman.
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> Je "the 'young sportsman' is a reference to one of my favorite movies" ff

There was a world joint underneath my truck, but I replaced it with a universal joint. Now I understand why I did that.
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