> > Poor, smart, ugly and clumsy. If you're smart enough, you can stop being poor. Once you're rich enough, you can stop being ugly. And once you're rich, smart AND attractive, then nobody will dare tell you you're a clumsy doofus.
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> Ditto everything. That's pretty well the relentless, ironclad chain of logic we could all use, anyway.
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> > Brunnen-"whoops, just tripped over my computer"G
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> That'll teach you to plant the 'puter on the floor. How many times have I told you: *first* dig a deep pit and water it, and *then* throw the live monitor down the hole!

I wouldn't touch that question with a ten foot pole.