I almost got into a fight the other day. I had to run! I was walking down the street and saw a guy getting out of a nice new red Porche with a spoiler on the back. He smiled as I stopped to look at his car. I studied the spoiler a minute and then I conjured up my best Jed Clampett voice and said, "Well, doggies, don't they put fine luggage racks on these little Japanese economy cars!" Boy, did I run!
Howard