> > What would you call a poll to determine how many readers live in Poland? A Pole poll maybe?
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> How about a poll to determine how many Polish readers go to a barber shop with one of those striped, spinning poles on the sign?
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> A Pole pole poll.
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> Gri"kick me when I'm down"shny

This could go the way of that old Smothers Brothers joke.

Before I get rule sixed, I'll see if I can remember it.

The Smothers Brothers once said on TV that their mother was known as the "Smothers Brother's Mother." And that their uncle was the "Smothers Brothers Mother's Brother."

Carrying this to extremes, it could be said that another uncle was known as the "Smothers Brother's Mother's Other Brother" and and still another uncle was the "Smothers Brother's Mother's Another Other Brother."

I suppose it could get worse, but I don't know how. I refuse to address the issue of which brother their mother liked best.
Howard