> Speaking of that, what's the deal with seniors and buffets, anyway? As a fat guy, *I* like buffets because I get to eat disproportionately more than I pay for in comparison to non-buffet restaurants. But seniors don't eat much anyway. Why are they so keen on buffets then, since they're not taking advantage of the biggest benefit of buffets?

It's the selection. Seniors like to have a little bit o' this, a little bit o' that. They can go to a buffet, pay for one meal, and try some of everything. And then leave most of what they take on their plate for the busboy to clean up when they're done and they walk out leaving no tip.

Gri"former busboy"shny