> > > Okay, so who are the five weirdoes here who don't use sheets?
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> > Not me. I had to check "I don't know." What do I know about sheets? I can make a bed, but who looks at the tag? What difference does it make what they are made of?
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> I had to check "I don't know" too. They're sheets, right? They are softer than the bare wooden frame of my bed and smoother than the foam mattress lying on top of it. What else do I need to know? What am I, a washing agency? Erm, enough of that.

I use "other" actually. I'm living in Poland where they really don't use sheets at all. Oddly enough. They put a matteress (spelling?) cover down. Then they take their blanket and put it in a gigantic pillowcase called a "Ko³dra" (if your computer made a box, the special symbol is pronounced like a "w." Then they sleep under that. That might explain it. The other people must be from Africa where they don't use beds. But where would they get their internet access? And whe. . . . . .