> I'd better explain why I need it, or you'll think I'm just being silly.
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> My sister has to write an autobiography for a class paper. She was trying to remember the words to a song someone was singing to her on a certain day: "It went, 'I love you better than...', and then he would name some unpleasant thing that he loved me better than." But she couldn't remember, so decided to make something up. I suggested, "June bugs in my ears." But now I need something else that rhymes with it.
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> Any help would be appreciated.

I love you better than chewed gum in my gears. But I can't think of anything that rhymes with "June bugs in my ears." Sorry.