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Re: Atomic Particles
Posted By: Howard, on host 216.80.148.0
Date: Thursday, August 12, 2004, at 11:27:12
In Reply To: Re: Atomic Particles posted by Sam on Thursday, August 12, 2004, at 10:31:48:

And then there was the neutron who grew tired of always being neutral, so he opened a charge account.

Hey, don't blame me. I used to teach 7th and 8th graders.

An that reminds me of the time when I was teaching a little very basic chemistry. After lunch I came back into the room and there on the chalkboard was this poem:

Mr. Murrill was a chemist.
Poor soul*, he is no more,
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

That was the first time I ever heard that one, but I've seen it a number of times since then.
Howard
*Original spelling on my chalkboard was "pore sole."

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