> Speaking of the subject, did you guys hear the one about the two hydrogen atoms who went for a walk? As they're walking, one stops and says to the other, "Oh, I've just lost an electron."
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> "Are you sure?" asks the friend.
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> "Yeah, I'm positive."
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> Ste "Turning into Howard" phen

And then there was the story of the two subatomic particles who went on a date. In spite of the fact that opposites attract, they weren't getting along so well. Finally, the proton turned to the electron and asked, "Why are you so negative?"
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