> I picked "electron" because protons and neutrons are so huge. I'd feel fat if I were a proton or neutron. Plus, electrons get to have all the fun. They get to go tunnelling, and nobody ever really knows where they are. I think being a neutron or proton would be a bit like being bedridden.

I picked neutron because I am large, heavy, and kinda neutral on most things. I don't serve much purpose a lot of the time, but I'm useful for holding things together and providing weight to things. And I'm pretty much always found in the same place. :-)

> Vida

Don Monkey