> Chr"omatic scales-- what goes in the middle I do not know 'cuz the dictionary doesn't have words
> by their endings so something and then a word like th"is

My dad actually has a dictionary that lists words in alphabetical order from last letter to first.
It's for poets, or something.

Pau"ses in thought, but decides he can't be bothered thinking of something that will fit in his name. Oh, wel"l