>...Cheez Whiz, that nasty tasting Processed American Cheese Food in a spritz can...

You're thinking of Easy Cheese. Cheez Whiz is a runny sort of fake cheese glop that usually comes in a glass jar. I used to not mind it much, when I was a child and did childish things, but now that I'm a man I've learned that anything that calls itself "Cheez" is not cheese by any stretch of the imagination.

Mich-I don't post a lot, but I've been paying attention for about 6 years now.-ael