Stupid coin!
Soothsayer doesn't want it.
Banjo Codger at the Store doesnt want it.
White Tower Vending machine doesn't want it.
Lion doesnt give a rat's ass, but I don't think that's an item in this game.
Rabbit can't eat it.
It survives the volcano lava unscathed even when I don't.

In my sack, which gets larger and heavier without becoming usefull, I have:

9 ONIONS----- (I keep eating them and breathing in the Soothsayers face. I'm really a nice person in real life!)
2 TREE BRANCHES -----(again)
SMALL SILVER COIN -----(I hear the exchange rate is really bad)
SILVER KEY
CROWN OF DESTINY----- (my destiny is really to walk around here forever looking for witches and wizards)
FLOAT RING
SAP TAP -----(I feel like a sap today)
BUCKET OF SEAWATER-----(It's getting very heavy by now, and has sloshed around and filled my socks, the salt feels great! on my blistered feet)
CROSS -----(to bear)
FEATHER -----(Huge feather, weighs a ton)
COCONUT
BLUE RUBBER BALL-----(The clown is too drunk to know it would make a fine nose)
PLIERS-----(Not for nose picking, finger still works best)
IRON SUPPORT-----(I used it as a crutch to offset the weight of the sea water in the bucket, now I have a blister on my armpit)
SUNSTONE -----(which looks cool but nobody wants to see it)