> > > Had a dream last night that I went to visit the home of Rinkworks.
> >
> > Wow. You've never seen me, my wife, or where I live, and yet in your dreams, you pictured details about me and my home that were completely inaccurate in every conceivable way. Amazing!
> >
> > :-)
> >
> > Lest I get myself in trouble, my wife is sweet -- but really, I think that's the only detail you nailed. I think I look least like Weird Al or Howard Stern than any other person of my gender.
>
> Complete strangers come up to me and tell me I look like "Weird Al" Yankovic or Howard Stern. When they say I look like Stern, I tell them that's extremely disturbing. They often say that I should've played him as a high schooler in his movie. It's weird, though, because everyone who calls me Weird Al goes to my school, and everyone who calls me Howard Stern is at the bus station. The world is full of many strange people with deep problems, and the ALL take the BUS.
>
> -Morris Cecil "On an unrelated note, has anyone seen 'The Sixth Sense'?" Glalet
> Thu 7 Oct A.D. 1999

I take exception to that. I am a strange person with many deep problems, yet I do not take the bus.

Mou"don't ruin the ending for me!"sie