I was sitting there innocently listening to the news on TV and they were telling about someone who called in a bomb threat to a high school. Naturally, they emptied the place in short order and a search failed to find a bomb. They reported that police were now search for the hoaxer (Is that word OK?) and said that when he was caught he could get up to 3 to 6 years. WHOA!
Is it up to three or up to six? If it's up to six, what is the three doing in there? Or did they mean max 6 and min 3? Is there no possibility of a one or two year sentence? I must be careful not to watch the news for a few days. I'm confused enough already.

Speaking of news, and don't ask me why I'm speaking of it, I keep hearing that George Bush was somewhat lackadasical about attending National Guard meetings and John Kerry threw away his ribbons in protest of the Vietnam war. Well big flammin' deal. That was decades ago. They were both whippersnappers then. They probably didn't even think about the election of 2004. Are we going to let little things like that decide an election in the 21st Century? Politics. Bah! Humbug.
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