> 2. Adding large amounts of green food coloring to a gallon of milk. Not good. I had to drink the whole thing and green milk on oatmeal isn't the greatest.

I did this one to Donald this morning. I got up last night and put blue food coloring in the milk. He gets up before me and was very very confused as to how the milk had gotten blue. He thought for awhile that it had gone bad, but couldn't figure out what would make the milk turn BLUE when it went bad. Then he remembered the day. Hehe

I also told him early this morning (We were up with the baby) that I was seriously thinking I'd like another kid soon. He thought this was a mean trick to play, because he really would like another kid soon, but knows I'm not quite ready (maybe in 3 years or so... heh) and so I got his hopes up, while he was wondering what had happened to his wife to make her so crazy.

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