Don't be too envious, Chris. To be more specific, I can sing and play the guitar, harp and tin whistle very well (not all at once, though). The others I totally suck at. But I LIKE it, that's the main thing.

I have been told that living with someone who plays the bagpipes is not enjoyable. I have also been told that this goes double for someone who not only plays them, but totally sucks. So move, that's what I say.

Linguistics do not appeal to me. I just like reading all those great stories.