>
> I dunno, am i alone? am i the only one who also
> sees the vending machine's plot?

No, you're not. I too love "I Think", and it's probably my 2nd favorite part of the site, right after BAM. On a related note, if you like "I Think," I'd be willing to bet you'd also like the "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey (as seen on Saturday Night Live). They are rather similar in style, though most of the Deep Thoughts tend to be shorter.

Check out:

http://photo.net/philg/humor/deepthoughts.text

For a short list of some of the better ones, and also check out:

http://www.hooked.net/~davew/bin/deepthoughts

For a random Deep Thought. Then go buy the books :)