> > > Heh, yeah. Oh, and did I mention that to top things off, Clark attends a Protestant church, so he's basically pissing off about a third of the world? (I think the total of Muslims and Christians is about two billion people).
> >
> > Aren't Protestants Christians too? If he'd attend a Catholic church then he'd be pissing of Protestants.
> > Don't you mean "Muslims and Catholics" when you wrote "Muslims and Christians"?
> > I'm not getting into a religious war of which are better, Protestants or Catholics.
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> I was including both Protestants and Catholics in my figure. See, Protestants don't like that he still takes Mass. Catholics don't like that he attends a Presbyterian church. So it all evens out in the end. Next thing you know, we'll find out he's a rogue Yogi who can read your mind with his psychic powers.

I didn't know about the Mass thing. Thanks for the explanation.