Message Forum: Re: Return of the King review (with Spoilers)

Re: Return of the King review (with Spoilers)

Posted By: Michael, on host 66.21.46.190
Date: Tuesday, December 30, 2003, at 08:47:13
In Reply To: Re: Return of the King review (with Spoilers) posted by Suedadieotan on Monday, December 29, 2003, at 21:41:43:

> Your review was good, for someone who has read the books. Here's a review/Movie-A-Minute from someone who hasn't:
>
> SOME PEOPLE
>
> (Go off and fight battles.)
>
> MEAN GUY WHO IS NOT THE KING
>
> You're not Boromir. Die! (Tries to light his son on fire, then dies.)
>
> SOME PEOPLE
>
> (Go off and fight battles.)
>
> FRODO
>
> I hate this stupid ring, and yet, I want to start a serious, long-term relationship with it. (Throws Golum and the ring into a volcano.)
>
> SOME PEOPLE
>
> (Go off and fight battles.)
>
> THE SIDE OF GOOD
>
> (Wins.)
>
> ME
>
> So... what's this movie about?

It's called a trilogy. You did watch the first two, right?

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Re: Return of the King review (with Spoilers) - Suedadieotan - Tue, 12/30/2003, 18:08:16

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Message:	> > Your review was good, for someone who has read the books. Here's a review/Movie-A-Minute from someone who hasn't: > > > > SOME PEOPLE > > > > (Go off and fight battles.) > > > > MEAN GUY WHO IS NOT THE KING > > > > You're not Boromir. Die! (Tries to light his son on fire, then dies.) > > > > SOME PEOPLE > > > > (Go off and fight battles.) > > > > FRODO > > > > I hate this stupid ring, and yet, I want to start a serious, long-term relationship with it. (Throws Golum and the ring into a volcano.) > > > > SOME PEOPLE > > > > (Go off and fight battles.) > > > > THE SIDE OF GOOD > > > > (Wins.) > > > > ME > > > > So... what's this movie about? > > > It's called a trilogy. You did watch the first two, right?
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