> > So I tried to give blood today. A local brewery was offering a "give a pint, get a pint" deal. I don't drink, but even so this strikes me as a hilariously bad idea.
> >
> *laughs uproariously* That sounds like a fantastic idea! You could go in, give blood, get just drunk enough to think stupid ideas are really good ideas, go back, give a different name, repeat until almost dead and end up with three pints left in your body.

I know some people who would have more than three pints in them.

-FP