> If you go into the kitchen for a snack, you might
> miss something incredible, heaven forbid. Fortunately,
> Mark will not permit me to go into the kitchen. And thus, I
> don't miss a single bloody thing.
>
> I don't want the Yankees to win. I don't the Marlins to win.
> But most of all, I don't want Mark to win. Baseball has never
> been "my" sport, and with any luck (and some skillful
> avoidance of my hyperactive friend), it never will be. But
> this is not an option on the current Reader Poll.

Speaking of missing options, I think you forgot the "Eat dirt, Mark, I'm fixing myself a snack, and then I'm going to surf the Internet" option.