> > This is not a joke. I'm entirely serious.
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> There is no way you're going to convince me that you're *entirely* serious. Maybe partly serious, or only half-joking, or something like that, but certainly not *entirely* serious.

I'm serious enough that if anyone comes forth with a legitimate claim to the prize, I will absolutely award it.

Is it that outrageous? Just the marketing hook I'd get for RinkWorks is worth more than the cost of a bathtub mat plus shipping.