> What do you do when you're down and out?

One word: Jimi.

Which brings up another point: Living in the
Northeast as I do, I have to suffer the daily
terror of news stories about "road rage". I have
a solution (not to the stories, to the actual rage
-- my solution to the reporters isn't legal).

I have long believed that all cars should have
always-on CD players which constantly play Bob
Marley and the Wailers. Think about it: it's not
physically possible to cut someone off and give
him the finger while listening to "No Woman No
Cry". Try it sometime, yo