> > > You rank above Brooks, McCaffrey, and other
> > > Well-known authors I have scorned
> >
> > Yes! Dave, did you hear that? We are better
> >than people she hates! Yes! All RIGHT!

Nonononononononono! Scorned for your own magnificent selves, of course! As any author would swiftly be replaced in my heart by mindless loyalty to you two and you two alone.

> At least we're not better than Piers Anthony. That's not much of a compliment.
>
Better than being worse than him.

Oh, and there's no acronym for how hard I laughed when I read those.