> Oh, glorious Dave,
> And Sam, as well,
> Please grace us, if you would
> By posting your stories
> For us to read,
> Your loyal folowing looks on.
>
> You rank above Brooks, McCaffrey, and other
> Well-known authors I have scorned
> Now to more fully appreciate your magesty
> And talent you express in writing.
>
> Soon I forsee for your radiant selves
> Mobs of fans where'er you're seen.
> But you can work your magic and anything that
> Displeases you is edited out.
>
> I'm waiting for the action figures!
>
> Chr"no depth too low"is


Ok, ok, ok. That's enough already. I figure I'd better give in as early as possible, because I don't want to build up suspense too much. I'd hate to get you all whipped into a frenzy, then post something and have you go "That's it? That's what we've been debasing ourselves for for weeks? This SUCKS!"

So Sam, I guess whenever you get them ready, you can post the stories I gave you.