> The "half" was the Back to the Future ride; I have it on good authority that this is a cool ride, but investigation proves that everybody who thinks so was sitting in the FRONT seat of the damn car. When you sit in the back seat, the effect is identical to standing still for five minutes while somebody whales you in the back of the head with a frying pan every two seconds.

No no no no. The front seat is bad too. The front seat just gives you major whiplash. The frying pan you get in the back seat is your neck support.

Of everything Leen and I did in Florida for the week we were there a few years ago, that ride was unquestionably the worst. Took me the rest of the day to recover, and it was the only thing I truly despised.