Re: Cage Match Reader Poll
Stephen, on host 68.7.169.109
Monday, May 12, 2003, at 09:58:56
Cage Match Reader Poll posted by Don the Monkeyman on Sunday, May 11, 2003, at 21:29:14:
> I can't believe how the results of that poll are shaping up. What yahoos expect any one of those munch-monkeys to beat a guy with a chainsaw when they're all locked in a steel cage?
Wait... if Leatherface gets a chainsaw, what makes you think Jason doesn't? And don't forget, Freddy has freaking big huge claws. He's like Wolverine only... hrm. Actually, he's just like Wolverine.
The real question is who the hell is voting for the Fisherman. I mean, what's he going to do? Walk around in a big rain slicker all summer? REAL SCARY. Chucky is scarier than the Fisherman, and Chucky is a damned doll. You could pick Chucky up by the head and be done with him. Throw him in a vice and go to town on him, Evil Dead style.
Now there's a real villain to put in there -- the Deadites. Particularly the Bad Ash from Army of Darkness. He'd whup all those other guys, no problem.
Well, except Freddy.
Stephen
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