Well, my evil computer just wiped out a message, but I am going to type the whole thing in again as best as I can remember it.

Many moons ago, I asked my English class to write about a place they would like to visit. (I didn't just teach science, y'know.) I expected to hear about the wonderful things they expected to see, but mostly, they just knew somebody who lived there and wanted to go visit. Grandma, for example. Assignments don't always go the way you expect.

Then just recently, I was going through some old files and mostly just throwing them out, when I ran across a list of cities taken from that assignment:
Sandy Ago
Myamy
Shacago
Loss Angeles
Sanfran Cisco
Nuor Leans
Memfus
It makes you wonder if they ever looked at a map.
Howard