> > > Who are the candidates for Hamburglar? Discuss.
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> I say I should be the Hamburglar, since I'm always trying to steal glory for things. This message is a good example of that.
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> > Of course, we also need a Mayor McCheese, a Birdie, and the Happy Meal guys, at a minimum. I'm a natural for one of the Fry-guys, because I like french fries, and also there are a bunch of them sticking straight up out of the top of my head.
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> I think Stephen would make a good Mayor McCheese, since he likes to be in positions of power, regardless of whether or not they actually *have* any power. Unipeg might make a good Birdie, but don't ask me why. It just seems right.

sweet!! i'll gladly be Birdie... hm, I'll have to think about why you think I'd make a good Birdie... hmm.... I'll get back to you on that one, and on whether or not I actually have anything in common with Birdie. hmmmmm

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