> >...If Faux Pas had known where they were keeping you locked on some mountain ranch (happily hallucinating the presence of your family, even!), I'm sure he'd have launched a rescue mission and personally come to your aide by wringing their scrawny snouts...
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> > Wolfspirit
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> The doomed-to-fail rescue mission was, in fact, classified. However, details of Operation Fishmonger have been leaked to the press. Faux Pas did gather together a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. Rinkworks had a problem, and no one else could help. Faux Pas managed to find them and hired them on. Unfortunately, the only map Faux Pas could provide was a color-by-numbers U.S. state map on the back of Stuckey's tray liner. That, and forgetting to put dust filters on the helicopters forced the cancellation of Operation Fishmonger. When the Katooians discovered the abandoned strike base, they estimated the number of commandoes at 800, but there were really only 5 (if you count the woman from the first series).

I always knew "Faux Pas" was just a screen name for Mr. T!