> > > Yes, ignore the fact that Katoo I's IP address and Jommeke's IP address are almost the same -- a
> > > clever bit of misdirection by our criminal mastermind. Yes! You'd have to ignore all the
> > > evidence that would generate any logical conclusion. The culprit, nay, the Fiend, is our
> > > very own Darien!
> >
> > You obviously weren't listening when I said it wasn't me. Forget all that "evidence" and suchlike
> > pishposh - I said so, so it's true.
>
> Then it must have been the priest of the green robe, in the conservatory, with the double-headed axe.

No, I have the "priest of the green robe" card. Though it may well have been in the conservatory with the double-bitted axe; I'm more inclined to think, though, that it was the Three-Headed Giant Asparagus in the Copy Machine Room with the Broken Vibraphone.