See, then there are people like me. I have zero hand-eye coordination. I can play the piano. I can play the flute. I can walk and chew gum at the same time. But operate a video game controller with anything resembling competence? Heck no. You should see me try to play Smash Brothers. See, we motor-skills-challenged people like the new stuff. Take Tribes II for example. I got to level three in the training without dying, and I was ready to wet myself. People like me are happy with the newly dumbed-down video games.