There was a filler paragraph in today's paper which I thought was quite funny. The other day, some member of the public was driving around hopelessly lost, and spotted a woman with a briefcase walking along the footpath. The driver naturally screeched to a halt, wound down the window and bellowed "Hey! How do I get to Greenlane Road" or words to that effect. The pedestrian came over to the car, where the motorist suddenly realised she was the Prime Minister.

The PM apparently gave very helpful and precise directions, without even having to refer the matter to sixteen subcommittees and a review board.