Ever few minutes, my 'puter yells "Mail truck!" at me and when I go to my mailbox there is nothing there. It just now did it again, but I won't fall for that trick this time. What ever happened to that breathy voice that said "Ahhhh you've got mail?" (mail."?) When I heard her, I always knew that I really had mail. Old mail truck has fooled me too many times. I know better than to check the mail. There wouldn't be anything there.
Howard