> > Somthing is trribly wrong with my computr. Whn I hit th ky btwn th r and th w, nothing happns. I do not know if th problm is mchanical or lctrical, but I can not communicat without my . I am afraid th Martians hav takn it. Thy lft m som crop circls and traffic circls and thy always tak somthing in rturn. Thy hav takn my ! Pls hlp m !
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> I happen to have an endless supply. Take the ones above; that should be enough to get you through this message. You may borrow them until we figure out what else to do. If you need more, please don't hesitate to ask. (I also threw in the other item you were missing -- I hope that's not the beginning of an evil plot to deprive you of all your vowels, one at a time....)



I am very sorry, it was not the aliens, it twas I who stole your E's. I needed them to put under the left front leg of the koffee table in the living room, and the e's are so small i needed a lot of them... and of course i didn't want to waste mine... so....... sorry about the inconvenience... you can have my 's, 's, 's, 's (All the letters not in my message) if that helps at all....

Jimmy Of "Sorry about the E's" York