Let's go over everything:

Finished with school and final exams...check.

All immediate relatives shopped and accounted for...check.

Seen at least one portion of "A Christmas Story"...check.

Viewed Charlie Brown and the Grinch Christmas specials at least once...check.

Viewed obligatory Christmas episodes of certain series on TV Land...check.

Drove around looking at Christmas lights while making fun of bad Christmas songs on the radio...check.

Viewed the new Homestar Runner Decemberween cartoon at least once...check.

Formulated a scheme to awaken my father on Christmas morning...check.

Roger, all systems go. Proceed with Operation Noel at 0000 hours.

Adam "Happy Xmas" Bomb