> > Heck, let's just make some up!
>
> Okay...
>
> "Stephen's plan for World Domination ended in a Flemish Victory" - Stephen tried to take over the world, but ended up having to settle for part of Western Europe.
>
> "Chris' joke gave us all a touch of the Flemish Flu" - Chris' joke was in bad taste.
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> "Issachar and Darien are Flemish Twins" - They might be the same person
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> "It's a Flemish Name" - It's an inside joke

"Darien's ability to eat ten White Castles in a row makes him a real Flemish Kickboxing Champion." -- Darien did something that makes him look noteworthy, but not really if you examine it.

"Saturday, Sam went on a Wild Flemish Chase." -- Sam was chasing geese last weekend.

"Howard coined another Flemish Expression." -- It's another bad joke.

"Faux Pas made the Classic Flemish Blunder." -- Faux Pas mistakenly gave out the wrong address when ordering a pizza for delivery.

-Faux "Flemish Surprise!" Pas