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> > It was decided awhile back that I am *not* different; I am exactly the same. The reasoning behind this follows:
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> > One of the most common pop-catchphrases of the nineties is "we're all different" (thank you, Forrest Gump). It was decided that, if we are all different, there must be something that we are all different *from.* That's me. Therefore, I am exactly the same.
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> COOL!

Waitwaitwait... the same as what? If everyone's different from something, it makes sense there's a something. But you can't be exactly the same since you are the epitomy of different-- EVERYTHING's different from you. So, I guess you could just be a standard, like the foot [no, Famous, not like that] against which all else is measured. Wait... that don't work, either... I'm two Dariens, but nobody's exactly one Darien. Nope.

This requires extensive thought on my part, but as it is getting late, I probably shouldn't share it with you... although I do like opening worm cans....

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