> Phone Number: Unlikely
> Action Taken/Extraordinary Events: Crew refused to attempt CPR. Disciplinary action will be taken.
>

That is, perhaps, the funniest part of this!

Reminds me of the time when our neighbors accross the street had a dog that ended up hanging itself from their porch on it's leash, the lady from next door who was a registered nurse attempted to give the dog CPR, I thought it was the grosest thing ever (That thought being amplified by the fact that I was about 12, and that makes it seem REALLY gross) It was to no avail though, the dog stayed quite dead.