This may be a bit *too* personal. I will attempt to keep it tasteful.

We were eating out one night when nature called. As I walked away from the table I heard my son say to my wife that he too needed to go. I went on ahead of him and into the restroom where I was taking care of business. Almost immediately I heard the stall door open, and thinking it to be my son I turned to look at him. To my surprise it was an elderly woman standing there looking at me in all my glory in utter shock. I actually felt more sorry for her than I did embarassment for myself. I have never seen anyone exit a room so quickly... once she was able to move again that is.

Drac "Assumptions are dangerous" imas