> >Think of it this way: If nobody goes past page one, a lot of dead horses will be saved from savage beatings.....
>
> Oh, but then you can still recognize them. They taunt you, always remaining in the back of your mind, saying "Hah! I'm not dead yet! You could still beat me more!" They egg you on until you can't stand it anymore and your brain explodes.
> It's true.
> That's how I died the third time.
> So now, I beat dead horses to bloody pulps until they are nothing more than a bit of marrow and a stain on the pavement.

You know, I took my deep breath as soon as I saw that subject/author combination. And it was not in vain. ;-}