> > > > I just accomplished my goal of Wrold Domination. So, sorry to all of you amaptures who have never taken over the world before, but I beat you to the punch.
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> > > Ha ha!! You just *think* you took over the world. In reality, the contents of your brain have been transferred into a subsection of SAM and you're currently in a simulation that makes you believe you're running the world (ala one of those Star Treks that involves the Holodeck). I guess for some reason SAM decided to give you access to the Rink Forum. Oh well, not like you can do any real harm to anyone anyway...
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> > Ha ha!! I am afraid it is YOU who is mistaken my friend. For it is I who have imprisoned the contents of YOUR brain into the holodeck! It is just an illusion that you THINK you imprisoned me. Had you been the one who imprivoned I, you would have known that this forum is fake! as is this message. All created by a holodeck. Guten Abend.
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> Woah, Matrix-y. There is no spoon......
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> By-"chosen one"-ron

There most certainly is a spoon, there is however, no fork. Forks are evil, as are lean pockets. (not hot pockets though.)