> Why on earth would someone eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the peanut butter slice on top?! That's just wrong, and it's also upside down.

The whole business of a PBJ is just one that has convinced me Americans are weird.

> For that matter, how can people handle hanging shirts in a closet so that they face different directions?

Absolutely, they have to face the same way. Plus fresh ironed ones to the left, so you take your new shirt for the morning from the right.

> Or so that the pants (not those kind, Matthew) don't all face the same way?

This is not an issue, all my work trousers are part of a suit. Same rules apply to suits as shirts.

> Or what about those people who actually walk out the door in the morning with an unmade bed?

Heh, I can do that easily. Especially if I've slept late. Course, it helps that I only have a duvet on the bed.

> Some people are weird.
>
> Ell"don't get me started on people who don't fold their towels before hanging them up to dry"myruh

Bea"If someone makes me a PBJ *PROPERLY* at RU, maybe I'll revise my opinion"sty