> > > But, you should know, I've also found a black market vendor selling nothing-- you'll have to compete with his prices.
> >
> > Not really - I control the black market on nothing, too. This way, by creating an illegal outlet for my wares, I stimulate more demand in it (people always want illegal things), and can sell for a higher price both legitimately and ill-. Moohoohahaha!
>
> Why, you evil genious! So, you control the competition as well, giving you a monopoly on nothing. I'd tell you that it's illegal, but since you also work in the black market, it wouldn't have much of an effect, would it?
> So, can I buy directly from you, so the middlepersons won't jack up the prices? I don't want them getting a share of my nothing....

Of course, dear. And, that way, they don't get a share of my profits, either. :-}